“‘I had a dream about a motorcycle,’ said Harry, remembering suddenly. ‘It was flying.’
Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned right around in his seat and yelled at Harry, his face like a gigantic beet with a mustache: ‘MOTORCYCLES DON’T FLY!’”
HP. Motorcycles Don’t Fly by ~morlockiness
”[…] the first question he could ever remember asking his Aunt Petunia was how he’d gotten it.
'In the car crash when your parents died,' she had said. 'And don't ask questions.'
Don’t ask questions - that was the first rule for a quiet life with the Dursley’s.”
HP. Don’t Ask Questions by ~morlockiness
"Harry got slowly out of bed and started looking for socks. He found a pair under his bed and, after pulling a spider off one of them, put them on."
HP. Harry Potter by ~morlockiness
"Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small, watery blue eyes, and thick blond hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel - Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig."
HP. Dudley Dursley by ~morlockiness
"Nothing like this man had ever been seen on Privet Drive. He was tall, thin, and very old, judging by the silver of his hair and beard, which were both long enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long robes, a purple cloak that swept the ground, and high-heeled buckled boots.His blue eyes were light, bright and sparkling behind half moon spectacles and his nose was very long and crooked, as though it has been broken at least twice. This man’s name was Albus Dumbledore."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, The Boy Who Lived